It is daytona 500 weekend and I am honestly excited.

I have grown so bored with the current state of NASCAR, but Daytona always warrants attention and is always exciting. Probably won’t watch another race again this year, except maybe Bristol, but today will be exciting.

Yea, NASCAR needs to get its head out of its butt and realize that the “stock car” in National Association of Stock Car Racing should mean STOCK CAR!!!

Not some Indy car with a shell over it.

Oh well, can’t change something when all the sheep continue to pay to watch it.

This week is the breaking week.

The small business administration as well as other small business experts say it typically takes 3-5 years for a business to start showing a profit. Well, Brochin.net turned that corner this week. We are no operating out of the red and in the black.

Like everything else you look back and say “woulda, shoulda, coulda” but I would imagine everyone has to learn somehow and mostly the hard way.

My Google Adsense revenue is increasing everyday, mostly due to the help and advice of three people. Mike Paetzold, Jon Atwood and Pat Lovell.

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of
        perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: “You’re
        next, fatty.”
       
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        Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his
        Wife is lying in bed reading.
       
        Man says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a
        headache.”
       
        Wife replies: “I think you’ll find that is a sheep.”
       
        Man replies: “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep”
       
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        A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a
        suitcase.
       
        He asks, “What are you doing?”
       
        She answers, “I’m moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get
        paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free.”
       
        Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom
        and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
       
        When she asks him where he’s going, he replies, “I’m coming too I
        want to see how you live on £800 a year”.
       
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        A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
        2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange
        juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee,
        A 250g pack of bacon
       
        As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
        a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
        the cashier.
       
        While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
        stated,”You must be single.”
       
        The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
        intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single.
        She looked
        at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
        her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital
        status.
       
        Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, “Well, you know
        what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
        that?”
       
        The drunk replied, “Cos you’re ugly.”
       
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        Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
        His wife was really upset.
       
        She told him “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in
        the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD
        BETTER BE THERE.”
       
        The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
        woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a
        small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
       
        Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and
        picked up the box.
       
        She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
        
        hope you all enjoyed.